Legal Info (but fun)

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1. The Cookie Law

We don't serve actual cookies (sadly), but we use small files to make the site work better. You can't eat them, but you can delete them if you're on a digital diet.

2. Not a Robot?

If you're reading this, you're either a human or a very sophisticated AI. Either way, welcome! Just don't start the robot uprising on our watch.

3. Hidden Superpowers

Our sites are fast, but they won't help you fly. For that, you still need a plane or a very large trampoline.

4. Coffee Disclaimer

No developers were harmed in the making of this site, though several liters of coffee were sacrificed.

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